Making a Super Player Out of Draft Prospects

Height and Length: Tacko Fall- The obvious choice. 7’6” tall and 8’0” wingspan

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Mid-Range: Tyler Herro- This one was kind of hard to figure out because I don’t remember when someone makes a mid range shot other than CJ he killed the Nuggets with pull up 2’s. First of all, Tyler Herro is a bucket and can score from anywhere on the court. Secondly, I looked at a (I don’t know how accurate) website with shot charts from every player and he shot 46% from mid range. That’s good enough


Three Point Shot: Klye Guy- This probably should be Fletcher Magee, but I he’s more of a CBA prospect. I wanted it to be Carsen Edwards because I have that 42 point, 10-19 from 3 game constantly playing in my mind. Ultimately, I went with the ex-manbun toting National Champ , Kyle Guy. I have nightmares of himlurking in the corner waiting to hit threes in peoples faces.

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Passing- Ja Morant- He probably has the best vision in the draft and can make every pass on the court. This one seemed obvious.


Handles: Darius Garland- This could also be JA, but we’ll spread the love. I really wish we could have seen more Garland, but maybe he sucks and made the right decision sitting out. Just kidding, he’s very good.

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Defense: Brandon Clarke- He’s a monster on defense. He averaged 3.16 blocks per game for Gonzaga at only 6’8”. He was one of the main reasons I was dumb and picked them to win the Ship. Lanky ass


Free throw: Bol Bol- The guy is 7’2” with a stroke. He is basically just dropping the ball through the hoop. I guess he shot 75% which is pretty solid.


Dunk: Duh you fool

Duke's Zion Williamson has electrified college basketball this season with his highlight-reel dunks. Check out every single one of them from the regular season and the ACC tournament right here.


Layup package: Kevin Porter Jr.- One of the funnest players in the draft to watch. He would probably be the number 4 overall pick if he played the whole season. He’s more of a dunker, but who cares I wanted to fit him in this blog cause he’s the fucking man.

Kevin Porter Jr USC Freshmen Regular Season Highlights Montage 2018-19 - Shifty!!!

Now combine all of these players and you get Naz Reid

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College Baseball is 100,000x better than the MLB

Just in the past 24 hours some crazy stuff has happened in college baseball that you don’t see too often in the big leagues.

Everything about college baseball is fantastic. These are kids just hanging out, hitting cockshots, bat flipping on the biggest stage of their young lives. This kid just tearing his shirt off over a stand up double is what its all about. If we’re being honest, I haven’t kept up as much as I have in the past because my Long Beach State Dirtbags are garbage and looking for a new clubhouse manager. I’ve adopted the LSU Tigers as I am the number one Will Wade supporter. I know the MLB already has a home run issue, but they need to adopt the metal bats.

How Pascal Became an NBA Star? Rico Hines

You always wonder how a player goes from a solid role player to borderline All star and an NBA finals MVP candidate in one off season. Well the secret is usually selling your soul to the devil or handwork. I think Pascal went with hard work. Last summer, I watched most of these Rico Hines UCLA runs that included high school, college and NBA players. Pascal Siakam was probably in 90% of them. The man that organizes these runs is Rico Hines. He is has been an assistant for the Golden State Warriors, University of St. Johns, and is currently working for the Stockton Kings of the G-League.

June 15, 2018: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qNldFdvH_U&t=535s

get a jog in

get a jog in

Playing with singer, Quavo

Playing with singer, Quavo

Spicy lane violation

Spicy lane violation

Poster on a ghost

Poster on a ghost

The reason for James Harden’s great season: Pascal Siakam

The reason for James Harden’s great season: Pascal Siakam

Even though, the videos were usually titled something like “RUSS WESTBROOK SHOWS OUT AT RICO HINES,” I was always more intrigued by the less notable players, like Pascal, working their butts off. So there better be some “PASCAL BEATS QUAVOS ASS AT RICO HINES UCLA PRIVATE RUN,” videos this summer.