Hey ESPN, Want more viewers? Bring back Sergio Dipp

It’s the first full weekend of preseason games, and one of the first things I thought of when they sent it down to a sideline reporter was the god, Sergio Dipp. He for sure went into MNF feeling like a babyfaced Erin Andrews, ready to drop some hot scoops. Instead, his brain turned into mashed potatoes, and he puked up gold on National television. MNF lost Gruden then had some fun with dumpster fire, Jason Witten, but what they need to get ratings and viewership up is Dipp. They should lock him up in a closet, let him out with two minutes to prep, and make him go live a few times a game. Maybe turn the lights off in the room so he is even more disoriented than he already is. Milktoast, ESPN is too dumb to see a star right in their backpocket.

“You watch him now on the screen” will never not make me crack up.