See you Later Seasonal Depression, NBA is BACK

I have been falling deeper and deeper into a black hole as it gets colder and colder. With only Thursdays, Sundays and Mondays to look forward to thanks to men smashing there heads together for my enjoyment. I now have a small glimmer of light as I ride on the train with vagrants and soundcloud rappers. I’ll never have to make eye contact with anyone as I’ll have highlights, trade rumors and sub tweets to keep me in my own internet world. My fantasy football teams are stuck in mediocrity, but there is new hope as fantasy basketball has begun. While this team is sure to follow suit, I’m fully torqued in the honeymoon faze.

This team is loaded with future starts such as Tyler (Is a Bucket) Herro, Lonzo (No longer a Big Baller) and Miles (stinky) Bridges. And Ah Yes, that is Andrew Wiggins who will be having his break out year (if for some reason he has a sub-par season we have to realize he is only 24 with a super high ceiling). There is no way this team with primarily young unproven players can fail. I do also have a future bet that the wolves will get over 35.5. Nothing could stop this from back firing other than injuries, lack of shooting, and Timberwolves ineptitude. So your saying this fantasy team sucks and the wolves are going to win twenty games, but that doesn’t matter. It’s basketball. I just need something to preoccupy my mind while i’m being harassed for money and teens make fun of me for having knock off airpods on the train.

NEVER FORGET